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Top Ten Reasons Bryant Gumbel Is Leaving The "Today Show"
10. Found out that Gene Shalit borrowed his comb
9. "Today Show" Dr. Art Ulene's physicals last a little too long
8. Has some grand plan about something called "The Yesterday Show"
7. You try dealing with "Katie Perky" every morning at 5 AM
6. Tired of sitting there helplessly while New Yorkers outside window give
him the finger
5. He's pregnant
4. Wants to get out of a town where people sell bacon fro a briefcase
3. Got starring role in The Greg Gumbel Story
2. Wants to have more sex on internet using nickname "Giant Bryant"
1. He's getting out of the television business -- he's going to work at CBS
Letterman, Friday January 5, 1996
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